;

  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

(via plagal)

awwww-cute:

It always amazed me how cats can look so comfortable in the most uncomfortable places

awwww-cute:

It always amazed me how cats can look so comfortable in the most uncomfortable places

(via neishkamarie)